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[QUOTE="anonymous:761972"]Yes, I am The Player! The Pussy Surveyor! My dick is long and hard as stone. And I just love to make a bitch moan and groan. I used to be young, dumb, and full of cum, But now I'm slick and pack a whole lotta dick. And I'm always ready to make a bitch turn a trick. The day I was born, my race they tried to figga. But one look at my big long dick, the doctor said, "He's got to be a nigga!" Then some ladies gathered around and said, "Let's name him Buck. From the looks of his big long dick, this muthafuckas born to fuck!" At the age of one I entered a fuckin' contest. Fucked 99 bitches til they gave out of breath. And when that was over my dick was still hard, So I beat my meat in my daddy's back yard. I said, "Jump back fingers and look out thumb, Hit it one mo lick 'cause I'm gettin' ready to make this muthafucka cum!" When it come down to fuckin I'm the master of the raw. I fucked a hundred bitches on one muthafuckin hard. My dick is looong, black and greasy. And I just love to slip it in a bitch's cock, slow and easy. 'Cause I'm a sly witty guy, Maintain a natural high. Every night I sign my own autograph book. And never pass a mirror without takin' a second look. I got a big, black dick and it's good for lickin. It'll make an ass outta Kentucky Fried Chicken. I'm worth the South Sea Island of Pearls. A billion tons of tea. The stars, the sun, the moon refuse to shine without first consulting me. I'm a rare specimin of man, don't you agree? 'Cause I'm bold and I'm cold, but I stay in control Of all of my bitches' pussy hole. Recently some bitches tried to make me a cocksucker. But I wanna let all you bitches know that I'm a hard dick brother and a bad mothufucka! Why, I had a married bitch passin' me some wine and bread, And at the same time she was down on her knees givin' me some good hot head. Her husband come knockin' on the do'. You know I had to hide this deep throated ho. He kicked in the do' And shit on the flo', And I shot him in the ass with my fo'ty-fo'. I said, "Muthafucka, you betta leave and you betta leave fast. 'Fore I have to be pullin' these Hushpuppies outta yo muthafuckin ass!" Cause I am the Player. The Pussy Surveyor. I'm The Slider. The Glider. Never fucked a woman lest I satisifed her. I'm the Bed Shaker. The Slat Breaker. The Baby Maker. Imp the Stimp, the Women's Pimp. Hula Dula, the Ho House Rula. And don't tell me that my rap ain't fine. 'Cause it rhyme And it's on time So check out yo mind! My advice to all players: In your town make your own self the mayor. Stay on yo job and keep busy. But fuck a bitch until she's dizzy. Fuck a bitch and fuck her right. But don't get tender in the dick and try to come all night. Let a bitch know that you the boss, And to stay in yo stable she's got to pay the cost. I was borned in the North and raised in the South, And my greatest thrill is to bust my nuts in a bitch's mouth! And if anybody asks you what's my name, Tell em it's Dolemite: the baddest, pimpin', hustlin' muthafucka that ever played the game![/QUOTE]
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