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:	post by DrewBlood@Work at 2007-10-05 09:27:05

i love these stories, here's mine:

as a young man growing up in central new york it was a very big deal to go to boston to see the red sox play the rangers in a three game series. my family took the week off and we spent five days in some crappy motel in braintree and took the red line in every day to do all the tourist stuff. unfortunately, due to the water change I was unable to poop for my first day, my second day, and even my third day in boston. by the fourth day of walking around town, going to sox games, and not pooping my gut was making noises reminiscent of a stalling diesel engine. around four in the afternoon i get to the top of the bunker hill monument and i feel the bottom drop out of my colon. i had the biggest urge to shit that i have ever had in my entire life. i ran down all of those stairs, knocking people over left and right and i get to the bathroom at the gift shop in record time. ...and by that time, i had lost the urge to shit.

by the end of the day we were riding back to the motel at around 11pm and I got the urge to shit again... but this time it meant business. I ran through the motel lobby and to the nearest bathroom to find it locked. I ran back to the desk, got the key, ran back to the bathroom, whipped into the stall, and let it rip. After about ten minutes of pooping what appeared to be black bean soup I noticed that there was but square of toilet paper left. I had to bunny hop out of the stall and grab some paper towels to clean up what was left of my asshole. To this day, I always check the paper roll before I poop.

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