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: post by xmikex at 2007-10-04 16:22:33
One day, in a far away land in the south end of Boston a guy named Mike had to make waste. He entered the kingdom of the first floor lobby bathroom. He walked into the first stall.

"Oh no!" He said "This toilet seat is too covered in splashes of ambiguous liquids!"

He entered the next stall.

"Oh dear!" He said "This toilet seat is tooo covered in gross pubic hairs!"

He entered the third stall.

"Oh my!" He said "THIS toilet is tooooo filled with a giant yellow and brown puddle!"

There was no stall that was just right. But there was one in a magical land on the 5th floor that was only kind of gross. The moral of the story is that people are disgusting, and go out of their way to gross shit up in public restrooms.

I think it's a tale that people can relate to.
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