MarkFuckingRichards said

hyper_sludge said

i fucked a bitch one night that was bigger than an industrial refrigerator. she kept on bumping into the one i had and she was moving it without effort. i didn't give a shit, she was the only female and i was getting my dinky stinky. i bring her up to my room, she flops on my bed, breaking it instantly, i hop on her and take off her pants, the smell that invaded my nostrils caused me to gag, but i held it down. i stuck my dick in her and touched her leg and i had a moment of clarity, she told me to kiss her, so i took my dick out, sat on her chest and fucked her mouth until i came, told her to get out of my house and never come back. she wound up sleeping outside with no pants on and wanted me to walk her to the bus stop in the morning. i pointed her in the wrong direction, opened another bottle of jack and drank away the memories. until now.

Oooooh, so that's how you kiss a girl.