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: post by NoodleFace at 2008-07-02 00:36:34
None of my stories are quite as comical as all of these. The only regrettable one was my first girlfriend that I banged. Even though we were both 18, it just sucked rotten ass. I was just railing her, but she wouldn't move at all. I tried to change positions but she flat out refused. It took me 1 hour to finish the job... 1 fucking hour, pun intended. Last time I saw her she ballooned up like a goddamn whale and was in a clinic for trying to kill herself.
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