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: post by nsnholmes at 2007-01-26 16:00:16
another story. unfortunately i wasn't around when this went down, so i'm sure i'm missing some interesting details.

my friend at college was obsessed with hot or not. he arranged to meet this girl, and apparently she showed up and looked nothing like the pictures she claimed were hers. instead of being a petite brunette, she was a tall beastly blonde. i don't know if it was because he felt bad or he really needed some action (or both), but he hung out with her anyway. that night, after plenty of booze i'm sure, he was messing around with her, and, I quote from him, "I start to put my finger in, and I'm like, 'What the fuck is that?'" a tampon string. she just let him go for it, no warning or anything, haha. and later on when they were sleeping, he woke up to her trying to yank his crank. i think at that point he moved to sleep on the floor.
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