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: post by nsnholmes at 2007-01-26 15:18:32
after having read that entire thread, i feel obligated to contribute at least something. nothing earth shattering, but..

about 5 or 6 years ago i met this chick off of craigslist. she said she was about 5'11 and had done some modeling in california and was around somerville just for the summer. we met up by a t stop and she was actually attractive, but she was more like 6'3 (i'm about 6'), which officially classifies her as a giant. we went to a bar and she insisted on making out after only a couple drinks. at some point i think i spilled a beer on her, and i was amazed when she didn't care at all. she came back to my place, but i didn't bang her because it was all too easy, so i wondered what kind of shit might be crawling from her crevace. we hung out again and she's in my bed and wants to fuck, so ok, let's go. she takes off her bra and she has probably the ugliest, saggiest tits i've ever seen. she then decides it's a good time to explain that she had boob REDUCTION surgery -- the desire to fuck her quickly vanished. it seriously looked like she had received a boob transplant from an 80 year old.

point 1: having to look UP to kiss a chick is particularly emasculating.
point 2: breast reduction surgery should be outlawed.
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