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post by
the_reverend
at 2007-01-25 08:45:15
VictimX_27
:
Hi there!
cheesedog
: HEYA!
VictimX_27
:
What u up 2?
cheesedog
: Nice English.
cheesedog
: Did you learn that on the short bus?
VictimX_27
:
Get fucked
cheesedog
: I'm just joking relax
VictimX_27
:
cheesedog
: What's your name?
VictimX_27
:
Whats yours?
cheesedog
: I asked you first.
VictimX_27
:
I asked you second
cheesedog
: Did I time just warp to middle school?
VictimX_27
:
huh
cheesedog
: Never mind. My name is Johnny
cheesedog
: Johnny Cheesedog
VictimX_27
:
Thats not your real name
cheesedog
: Why isn't that my real name?
VictimX_27
:
No one has the name Cheesedog as a last name
cheesedog
: Well I do. Whats wrong with it?
VictimX_27
:
Nothin i suppose
VictimX_27
:
Is that your real pic in that av?
cheesedog
: Yes it is
VictimX_27
:
Very handsome
cheesedog
: Thanks
VictimX_27
:
You kinda look like eminem
cheesedog
: Fuck you.
VictimX_27
:
HEY! I meant that in a good way
VictimX_27
:
I think eminem is hot!
cheesedog
: Oh. You think I'm hot?
VictimX_27
:
Yeah
cheesedog
: What do you look like?
cheesedog
: Do you have a pic?
VictimX_27
:
I don't show my picture to anyone
cheesedog
: Why not?
VictimX_27
:
Cause I'm ugly
cheesedog
: I won't make fun of you
VictimX_27
:
Its not that. I just don't like my looks
cheesedog
: So you have no self-esteem, huh?
cheesedog
: Is that what you're saying?
VictimX_27
:
I just don't think I'm pretty
cheesedog
: Let me be the judge of that.
VictimX_27
:
Nahhh
cheesedog
: Then describe yourself.
VictimX_27
:
Why do u wanna know what I look like?
cheesedog
: Because I think you're nice
cheesedog
: I want to picture you in my head while I'm talking to you.
VictimX_27
:
LMAO!! You don't want 2 picture me. Trust me
cheesedog
: Why not?
VictimX_27
:
I told you. I'm ugly.
cheesedog
: Well... I think you're beautiful on the inside.
VictimX_27
:
You don't even know me
cheesedog
: I'm a pretty good judge of character
VictimX_27
:
Then why do u need 2 see me?
cheesedog
: I just wanted to know thats all
cheesedog
: If you aren't comfortable with it... thats fine.
VictimX_27
:
You don't understand
cheesedog
: Is it that bad?
VictimX_27
:
YESSSSS
cheesedog
: Ok then. I'm gonna picture you as Weezy from the Jeffersons.
cheesedog
: She is the bomb!
cheesedog
: She makes me hot just thinking about her!
VictimX_27
:
Wheezy?
cheesedog
: Yep. Weezy.
VictimX_27
:
Who is that?
cheesedog
: George's wife.
VictimX_27
:
Who is george
cheesedog
: George Jefferson. From the Jeffersons.
cheesedog
: Are you fucking deaf?
VictimX_27
:
Who are the Jeffersons?
cheesedog
: Oh lord. Here we go
VictimX_27
:
wut?
cheesedog
: You don't know who the Jeffersons are?
VictimX_27
:
Should I?
cheesedog
: Yes.
VictimX_27
:
Well I don't.
cheesedog
: FISH DONT FRY IN THE KITCHEN! BEANS DONT BURN ON THE GREEEELL...
VictimX_27
:
huhhh?
cheesedog
: TOOK A WHOOOOLE LOTTA LU UH VINNNN. JUST TO GET UP THAT HEEEELL
VictimX_27
:
Wut the hell are you saying?
cheesedog
: Hold on a second
cheesedog
: Here you go. *PIC*
VictimX_27
:
Thats her?
cheesedog
: Yep
VictimX_27
:
I don't look anything like that
cheesedog
: SHUT UP! You're ruining my fantasy!
VictimX_27
:
LOL. You're funny.
cheesedog
: What's funny?
VictimX_27
:
u r
cheesedog
: I'm glad I entertain you
VictimX_27
:
me 2
cheesedog
: So if you don't look like Weezy, what do you look like?
VictimX_27
:
u don't give up do u?
cheesedog
: Never
VictimX_27
:
I'm the exact opposite of her
cheesedog
: ???
VictimX_27
:
I'm very white
cheesedog
: Thats cool, my white anti-soul sista'
VictimX_27
:
LOL
cheesedog
: I can dig white chicks too, I guess.
VictimX_27
:
I'm whiter than most
cheesedog
: really?
VictimX_27
:
I'm an albino
cheesedog
: a what?
VictimX_27
:
u don't know what that is?
cheesedog
: I've heard the word before
VictimX_27
:
I have no pigment in my skin, eyes or hair
VictimX_27
:
So I'm all white
cheesedog
: This is bullshit
VictimX_27
:
I'm serious!
VictimX_27
:
You've never seen an albino before?
cheesedog
: No. Where do they live? Albinia?
VictimX_27
:
No, we live all over.
cheesedog
: Then how come I've never seen any
VictimX_27
:
Lucky I suppose
cheesedog
: Send me your picture. I wanna know what an albino looks like.
VictimX_27
:
I'll send you a picture of one but not me
cheesedog
: Ok
VictimX_27
:
Here u go *PIC*
cheesedog
: Whoa. Thats freaky
VictimX_27
:
See why I don't send my picture out?
cheesedog
: there's nothing wrong with it.
cheesedog
: It doesn't make you ugly
cheesedog
: This chick is kind of hot actually.
VictimX_27
:
Thank u
cheesedog
: No problem
cheesedog
: Her, not you. I don't know what you look like.
VictimX_27
:
Are you gonna be on in 3 hours?
cheesedog
: Yes
VictimX_27
:
I have to go to the mall with my sister
VictimX_27
:
Will you be here when I get back?
cheesedog
: S ure. Then I'll sex you up.
VictimX_27
:
Gee thanks. LOL
cheesedog
: I'm serious
VictimX_27
:
We'll see.
cheesedog
: Yes we will.
VictimX_27
:
Bye for now!
cheesedog
: Make sure you wear some sunscreen.
VictimX_27
:
<USER HAS LOGGED OUT>
About 3 hours later...
VictimX_27
:
HEY!
cheesedog
: Hello there
VictimX_27
:
I'm back
cheesedog
: Have fun at the mall?
VictimX_27
:
Yeah. I got some new shoes
cheesedog
: Interesting
VictimX_27
:
Not really. Just shoes
cheesedog
: You ready to be sexed up now?
VictimX_27
:
LOL
cheesedog
: Is that a yes?
VictimX_27
:
Could be
VictimX_27
:
cheesedog
: HOT DAMN!
cheesedog
: I gently suck your nipples
cheesedog
: I feel them get hard then I jam my hand down your..
VictimX_27
:
WOAH! Slow down cowboy
cheesedog
: Why?
VictimX_27
:
I'm not just gonna cyber with you if thats all you want
cheesedog
: What do you mean?
VictimX_27
:
You're not going to ignore me later are you?
cheesedog
: Of course not.
cheesedog
: I like you.
VictimX_27
:
I don't even know how old you are.
cheesedog
: I'm 27. Now....
cheesedog
: I gently massage your breasts with my rough hands
cheesedog
: I roll your nipples between my fingers
VictimX_27
:
WAIT!
cheesedog
: They get hard again... what?
VictimX_27
:
Don't you wanna know anything about me first?
VictimX_27
:
Like what I like?
cheesedog
: Oh yeah. Sure. Hurry up.
VictimX_27
:
That didn't sound convincing.
cheesedog
: YES I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!
VictimX_27
:
Now u r being a smartass
VictimX_27
:
Just give me a minute
cheesedog
: ok
VictimX_27
:
I'm back
cheesedog
: np
VictimX_27
:
thank you
cheesedog
: So what do you like?
VictimX_27
:
Ummmm being licked
cheesedog
: Where?
VictimX_27
:
Everywhere
cheesedog
: Any place in particular?
VictimX_27
:
uhhh yeah
cheesedog
: tell me
VictimX_27
:
on my clit
cheesedog
: OK!
cheesedog
: NOW YOU'RE TALKIN!
VictimX_27
:
I also like being done from behind
cheesedog
: Ooooooohhhh.
cheesedog
: Ok. Check this out.
cheesedog
: We're in an abandoned building.
cheesedog
: No is around. Its all quiet.
VictimX_27
:
Uh huh
cheesedog
: I gently unbutton your pants and slide my hand across your clit
cheesedog
: You get all warm and juicy.
cheesedog
: I slip your panties down and continue to massage your pussy
VictimX_27
:
oooohh mmmm
cheesedog
: I place my mouth on your pussy as I eat you from behind
cheesedog
: I wiggle my tounge around across your moist hole
VictimX_27
:
yessss
cheesedog
: I cover your ears with my hands as I eat you.
cheesedog
: Egon and Ray sneak in from the back.
cheesedog
: *Powering up Proton packs*
VictimX_27
:
???
cheesedog
: Then... Egon BLASTS your pasty white ass!!
cheesedog
: POW!! BZZZZZTTTTTPHTTTTTT!!!
cheesedog
: Winston and Peter set up the containment trap....
VictimX_27
:
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!!
cheesedog
: You wiggle around in the proton streams buck naked
cheesedog
: The streams almost cross! Look out!!
cheesedog
: Peter smacks you across the chin with his gun
cheesedog
: They open the trap and it sucks your pale ass in!
VictimX_27
:
This isn't funny johnny!
cheesedog
: SHUT UP! YOUR CAUGHT!
cheesedog
: **puts you in the containment area**
cheesedog
: Slimer is in there too..
VictimX_27
:
YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!
cheesedog
: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!
cheesedog
: Now...Slimer sticks his green, slimey cock in your pigmentless ass.
cheesedog
: **HE SLIMES YOU!**
VictimX_27
:
Never talk to me again!
cheesedog
: He cums all over your hair... but no one notices cause its the same color
VictimX_27
:
FUCK YOUUUU
cheesedog
: He eats a powdered donut!
VictimX_27
:
SHUT UP AND FUCK YOUUUU!!!!!
cheesedog
: o wait! It was your hand, you scary, white whore!
VictimX_27
:
LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
cheesedog
: Chill out, Casper. You're trapped, I said.
cheesedog
: Slimer goes to lick your clit.
cheesedog
: But there is already slime on your it!!
cheesedog
: Slimer thinks you are a cheater and gets jealous!!
cheesedog
: HE RIPS YOUR WHITE TITS OFF!
VictimX_27
:
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!
cheesedog
: **Plays volleyball with them**
VictimX_27
:
<USER HAS LOGGED OUT>
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