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: post by MarkFuckingRichards at 2007-01-23 16:03:22
haha goddamn. two things that should make every man wince in pain are hearing about/seeing someone get kicked in the balls or bending a hard-on.

this wasn't regrettable by any means, but fucking scared me shitless...

i decided to try trojan supras, the polyeurithane (sp?) ones because i was told it doesn't feel like you even have a condom on. as i was finishing i said, "damn, these really do make it feel like there's no condom." when i pulled out to clean up, the condom was torn to fucking shreds. the only part left on me was the ring with a few little shreds hanging off. i think i stood there for 5 minutes in complete awe. my girlfriend just laughed uncontrollably because she wanted to believe it was a joke. thank fucking god there was no pregnancy. after that, and getting the circulation cut off by regular condoms i just decided to go old school. pulling out is the only way to go.
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