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:	post by xmikex at 2007-01-23 08:35:48

So I'll tell this story in honor of Orgy since God only knows where this kid is to tell it himself.

SO THE LEGEND GOES... he's chowing down on this girl (by which I mean the sexual act of cunnilingus and not actually eating this girl... if you've ever met Orgy you should know there's at least a couple reasons you need to clarify this). And all of a sudden he feels a crunching sensation in his mouth. Obviously not right. So he runs to the sink and starts spitting like a madman. He looks down in the sink and staring up at him is a pretty sizable bug laying there with it's legs kicking in the air.

I don't know weather he puked, ran out of there, or went back to work, but his nickname after that was Captain Crunch.

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