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:	post by Murph nli at 2007-01-22 22:45:34

Since MFR got the handjob train going, a roommate from mine in college, a very strapping, likeable oaf with an immense physique and very visually appealing to the ladies, taught me a valuable life lesson. If you have great looks, no matter your intellect or personality, keep your fucking mouth shut. This kid actually hooked up with his neighbor twice, and both times got a dry, half-assed handjob. And this girl was mediocre at best.

How do you get TWO handjobs from the same person. How does one even allow oneself to get a HANDJOB. Would a mechanic broken down on the side of the road ask an average motorist to check his car for problems? NO! He can do it better himself. To this day, I cannot believe he somehow manipulated a very engaging and potentially awesome lay into two handjobs. After the first, if she doesn't upgrade big time, he should have turned her over to this board for some Q&A.

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