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: post by awol at 2006-12-20 11:54:37
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
- Humpa-sore-ass

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
- licka-lota-puss

What do blacks and gays have in common?
- They both hate bush

How do you get a nun pregnant?
- Dress her up as an altar boy

How do you know when its time for church?
- The big hand is on the Little hand

A baptist minister, a rabbi, and a catholic priest are on the Titanic as its sinking. "Save the women and children" shouts the minister. "Fuck the children" shouts the rabbi, to which the catholic priest responds, "Do you think we have time?"

How does Abdul the shepherd find his sheep in the long grass?
- very pleasing

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
- because sheep can hear zippers

what do you call the numb area around the penis?
- the woman's head
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