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: post by My_Dying_Bride at 2006-08-18 15:59:42
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra had sex yet?

Elias: Well, not that it's any of your business, Randall, but she can't. You know how every girl's parents put a troll in them? Well, Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so, if I put my... thing... in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off.

Randal Graves: And Myra told you this?

Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff, Randall. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.

Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?

Elias: We would have already if it wasn't for Listerfiend.

Randal Graves: Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?

Elias: [shakes head] Women.
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