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: post by powerkok at 2005-05-27 10:40:51
hahahahah thatd be one ugly ass mount.


hahahaha I got a fuckin great redneck story from when I was in Fla.
We were (me and my buddy) at this little rinky dink bait shop in FtMyers, and the guy says something about skunk apes..
Im like wtf is a skunkape? My buddy explains, that its the southern version of, bigfoot.
So...the redneck brings this picture of him with these 2 skunkapes, that he killed. Im like...'dood these look like wild boar!'
'Oh no no....them theyre is skunkapes'

The redneck dood fuckin killed two wildboar, and skinned their heads and fuckin mounted the skin on a bigger animals skull. It was obvious.
So, Im just laughin, and I go 'so where are they? Can I see em?

He explains that I cannot, in fact because why? yeah, you guessed it.

"The Smithsonian came and took em"


I about shit short laughing.
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