so i'm at my guitarist's house last night, and he tells me of these 3 scummy guys he met around the block from him. they weren't assholes or anything, just looked like hobos. anyway, these guys tell my guitarist this amazing story. for this story one of the guys will be named Bob, the other, Julio. one night Julio brings home a fat chick and is fucking her in his bedroom. his bedroom is at the front of the house, so if you're on the porch and looking into the window, you will see those two fucking. and that's exactly what Bob was doing. only he started jerking off while watching his friend fuck this fat chick. eventually these 2 black guys come walking down the sidewalk, and see Bob facing the window in the house. one of the black guys says to the other "white boy about to start some criminal shit." upon hearing that, Bob turns around with his schlong still in his hand. the black guys look at him and go "......................... shit"